![]() It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell.But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott, The Office “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy.Scroll down, click and save your favorites, and copy and paste them into personalized gifts to share with all your loved ones. Whether you’re looking for the perfect wedding toast and jokes, hilarious Valentine’s Day captions, or anniversary quotes that will make your partner laugh, we’ve rounded up the these funny quotes about love that are all too true. These funny love quotes are the most relatable thing you’ll read all day. Love is messy, weird, difficult and oftentimes very funny. ![]() “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” – Unknown.“It’s okay to look at the past and the future.“So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.” – Unknown.“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” – Tina Fey.Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” – Abraham Lincoln.“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?” – Unknown.“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” – Unknown.I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.” – Unknown ![]()
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